One Sketch 212) #intober 2018 prompt 23 - Muddy

Muddy Old Man
Bearing floating palaces,
Teardrops of wonderful
Shabby gaudiness.

Muddy. You know, I'd really love to ride on a Mississippi riverboat,. I really do think they are magnificent looking things, and so a boat on 'Big Muddy' was the first thing that occurred when I saw this prompt

One Sketch 211) Monday 22nd - #inktober2018 prompt 22 - Expensive

This mastiff's a dog from Tibet
That's very expensive to get
One million quid
Would be too low a bit
Value for money? Nyet.

The Tibetan Mastiff is, according to Google, the world's most expensive species of dog. It's a huge thing, and looks half lion, half dog to me.